Bremsstrahlunch (10:30 am - 2:30 pm)

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Appetizers

Primordial Soup

Get all your universe's worth of piping-hot nutrients in a bowl! Stock up on iron, lithium, hydrogen, silicon, and more!

Shroomre & Shroomre

We take a couple of mushrooms, mix them together in a bowl, and see what happens.

Fiber-Jackson salad

Basically a pile of fruits and vegetables (strawberries, raspberries, peas) containing many fundamental vitamins and nutrients-- especially fiber! It's more of a mixed salad, but whereas some of the foods like to spin around the bowl, others stay relatively still. This high dispersion can be frustrating for some, and a good test of reflexes for others.

Entrées

Tully Fish

We catch these fish fresh every day, but they keep flopping around, always turning over and over and slipping out of our hands. What's worse is the big ones flop around the most, while the smaller ones are a bit more manageable but still hard to control. What the customer recieves is a live fish twisting and turning on a plate. Have fun!

The Big Crunch

The entire universe in a bite. What more could you ask for?

Morel-Schmidt Soup

This amazing mushroom soup is plated on the lens of the Burrell-Schmidt telescope to appeal to the aesthetics of trendy teens. If you can finish all the food on this 24-inch plate, the meal is free!

Vera Rubin sandwich

It's just your average sandwhich with some corned beef, Swiss cheese, some sauerkraut, and a slathering of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Baryonic! It's not kosher, but it's sitll worth trying.

Lamb de CDM

Our finest lamb chop served with a sauce of cold dark matter. The sauce helps give the lamb more weight without raising your cholesterol.

Flat Rotini Curves

Each rotini noodle is flattened out into pappardelle noodles and served with tomato sauce. Most critics don't understand why the flattening happens, but we don't make the rules.

Sides

alMONDs

If these nuts feel a little heavy, it's just because they abide by their own gravitational constant. Luckily, they still contain the same amount of calories!

Black Hole Wheat Toast

It might not look like it, but this is one of our heavier meals. Just one piece of this toast which we burn beyond recognition weighs 7 * 10^25 kg

Gravy-tational Wavy Chips

These wavy chips are traditionally dipped in gravy for that perfect combination of saltiness and sweetness. The gravy actually reacts with the chip to make the waves act more like infinitesimal springs, although you probably won't even notice it.

ug-ritz

Everyone loves colorful snacks, so why not give ug-ritz a try? These Ritz crackers are randomly colored according to the SDSS ugriz filters!

DESSERTS

Tell people more about the items in this section, e.g., all main courses can be made gluten free.

Globular Custard

In the interest of transparency, this custard's probably the oldest product in this restaraunt by far. We found this bowl lodged in the back of the Astro Dept. fridge and have been trying to sell it ever since but it's probably still edible.

Hubble Gum

When you blow a bubble with this gum, it'll expand at 70 (km/s)/Mpc whether you like it or not.

Renzo's Rule-barb and Strawberry Pie

This is a special kind of pie: every feature you see on the crust corresponds to a different aspect of the flavor profile. Any dips have a higher strawberry content while all the bumps are filled with rhubarb.

Kitt Peach Cobbler

This cobbler uses the best Arizona peaches to deliver the perfect desert after a long observing run.

Beverages

Betel-juice

Orange-red in color, this juice varies in flavor a bit every day. They say that at some point in the future, the beverage might just explode in your face so be careful!

Milky Way Shake

All the finest ingredients in the galaxy are put in a blender and radially mixed for a smooth drink packed with nutrients. A great way to start your day!

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